Daily horoscope · Real astrology · Zero fluff
The stars don't guide you.
They judge you.
Open the app in your browser, then add it to your home screen for a full app-like experience. Need the steps? See how to install on iPhone or Android.
Why AstroRoast?
Built on real planetary positions calculated with Swiss Ephemeris. Every roast is cosmically accurate, just delivered without the crystal-ball nonsense.
Every roast is generated from actual planetary events of the day, calculated with Swiss Ephemeris, the same engine used by professional astrologers.
No endless scrolling. A single sharp reading per sign, refreshed daily. Plus a Cosmic Advice that's equal parts brutal and useful.
Every roast ships with a ready-to-share card. Send it to the Scorpio in your life and let the universe do the explaining.
Get a morning ping with the hook for your roast. The kind of notification you actually want to open.
The app
Install the app
AstroRoast lives on the web at app.astroroast.app. Open it in your browser, then save it to your home screen so it behaves like an app.
Use Safari for the smoothest install flow on iOS.
You’ll get an app icon on your home screen that opens AstroRoast full screen.
Chrome will usually offer the install prompt automatically.
If the install prompt appears, you can use it directly instead of the menu.
Get the app
Free to use in your browser, or install it like an app in a few taps.
